I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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