So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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