drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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