do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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