Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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