Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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