Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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