it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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