ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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