There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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