I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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