We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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