I'm going to jail i love you
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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