That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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