as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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