Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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