i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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