fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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