does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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