Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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