Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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