google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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