GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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