What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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