She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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