Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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