that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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