You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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