Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
As shirtless as possible
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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