hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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