Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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