I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize