the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
