I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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