awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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