im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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