How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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