Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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