Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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