At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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