3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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