Sry I called you an 8
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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