you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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