He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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