I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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