You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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