Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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