we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
True strength comes from lack of pants
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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