Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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