When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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