Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think i got beer on your cat.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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