So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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