You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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